Friday, April 28, 2006

RX: HUGGING

THE FACTS:Hugging is healthful. It helps the body's immune system.It keeps you healthier, it cures depression, it reduces stress,it induces sleep. It's invigorating, it's rejuvenating, it has nounpleasant side effects. Hugging is nothing less than a miracle drug.Hugging is all natural. It is organic, naturally sweet. It containsno pesticides, no preservatives, no artificial ingredients.It is 100 percent wholesome.Hugging is practically perfect. There are no movable parts,no batteries to wear out, no periodic checkup. It offers low energyconsumption, high energy yield. It is inflation proof, nonfattening, free of monthly payments and insurance requirements.It is theft proof, non taxable, non polluting, and of coursefully returnable.THE CURE:We need 4 hugs a day for survival.We need 8 hugs a day for maintenance.We need 12 hugs a day for growth.THE PRESCRIPTION:Give and recieve a hug today.

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