Tuesday, September 04, 2007

Wiccan Humour

How do you scare a UU (Unitarian Universalist) our of your neighborhood?
-Answer: Burn a Question Mark on their lawn

What's another name for Irish sunblock...?
A pub.

Carpe Nocturnum:
'We get more done after 2 a.m. then most people do all day'

Q: How many Druids does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Thirteen; one to hold the bulb, and twelve to drink enough to make the room spin.

Q: How many ceremonial magicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One; he stands still with the bulb, and the universe revolves around him.

Q: How many Thelemites does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Crowley never wrote a book about it.

Q: How many Witches does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Depends on what you want to change it into.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?

" I believe in dragons, good men, and other fantasy creatures "

A skeptic goes in to see a fortune teller. "You are the father of 2 children,"
the fortune teller says.
"That's what you think! I'm the father of 3 children!," says the man.
"That's what you think," says the fortune teller.

WASP...We Are Sexy Pagans

Witches do it in the moonlight

Practice safe hex

We're Gardnerians. ..off with your clothes

I'm doin my part to piss of the religious right.....r u??

Did you hear, Easter is canceled this year........ yeah, they found the body.

Q: What do pagans put their trash in?
A: a wiccar basket

Q: What do you call a dating club for unattached Wiccans?
A: Craft singles!

Did you hear that Kraft was so offended by that last joke that they moved their macaroni plants to Israel? Yeah, now they're called Cheeses of Nazareth!

"Sorry I wasn't in church last Sunday, but I was practicing witchcraft."

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Wicca who?
Wicca dance in the moonlight together, yes?

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